God's gift to cooking?

So, the Chef thinks he's God's gift to cooking?...

He is...

If the front of the restaurant was swept and is tidy.
If the front door is well lit and easy to push open.
If the heating /air conditioning is set just right.
If the Welcome is as warm as the bread should be.
If the music is not too loud.
If the lighting is just bright enough.
If the Bartender is chatty.
If the prices are as expected (or better).
If the wine is at just the right temperature..
If the glasses are polished.
If the waiter is friendly.
If the mood is right.
If the order is taken correctly.
If the bread is fresh (and perhaps warm).
If the guests are now enjoying themselves 35 minutes into their meal.

"OK Chef; Starters away!"...